Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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