i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It's shark week go big or go home
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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