Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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