that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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