Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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