I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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