sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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