Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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