how can u be prego again
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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