And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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