ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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