why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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