you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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