How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
The power of my boobs compel you
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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