Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I need to calm my uterus...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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