just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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