Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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