I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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