I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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