sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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