grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
this is an emotional support booty call
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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