He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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