my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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