Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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