so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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