the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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