Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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