Are we in a gay sports bar?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I want to be your penis for a week.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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