I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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