What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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