I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize