fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
