I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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