CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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