it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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