So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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