I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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