Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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