We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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