"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We have started to decorate penises.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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