I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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