Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
His nipple licking is glorious
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