i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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