allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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