There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize
