My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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