super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
this beer tastes like vomit already
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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