Having a random hookup so left but love u
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Randomize