sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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