so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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