I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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