I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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