plz talk dirty to me
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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