ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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