I hate all girls vehemently.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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