i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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