she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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