kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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