Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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