I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
ttyl tear gas
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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