matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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