Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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