So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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